Who is

Jake Chisholm?

At 11 years old, I spent an entire summer building a deck to convince (and strategically guilt-trip) my parents into buying me an Xbox for Christmas.

Some years later, I landed at the University of Miami where I became a professional yapper (tour guide), and a creative who cares deeply about strategy.

Looking for a copywriter? I’m hopefully your guy. Looking for a deck to get a free Xbox out of your parents? I’m definitely your guy.

A portrait of Jake Chisholm wearing a black and cream varsity jacket with UM and Miami Hurricanes logos, a green shirt, and an orange and green cap, sitting against a green background.

writing, words in general, pickleball, pickles with exceptions, stand-up comedy, parody movies, long lists of scrolling text,

writing, words in general, pickleball, pickles with exceptions, stand-up comedy, parody movies, long lists of scrolling text,

Interests include:

Pull me for a chat!

Did I mention I’m a big fan of Love Island?